Whiskey Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!