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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying