Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

What's a ginger's favorite drink?

Ginger ale!

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What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.