Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Looking for Jobs.

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Leave them to slug it out.

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Hillary got off Scott-free.

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A ghoul Yule!

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.