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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!