Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Young Ghost Jokes More Young Ghost Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.