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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Young Ghost Jokes More Young Ghost Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.