Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!