Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.