Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.