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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Booquet Jokes More Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.