What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Booquet Jokes More Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.