What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.