What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.