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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.