What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string