What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice