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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger