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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson