What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive