What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.