What happened to the egg and his girlfr...

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?