What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25