What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.