What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd