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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com