What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.