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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.