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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.