What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.