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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.