What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.