What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.