Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.