Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets