Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!