They're too mature for their taste
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
It tastes fowl.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke