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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.