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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!