Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y