Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!