To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
To go to a better place.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
A Philistine with two mommies...
The world's slowest vampire.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light