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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify