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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.