Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.