Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
His shirts get all winkly.
Too much quack.
They quack up
Stop peaking at me.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
It already has at least hundred degrees
Get to the back of the oven...
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
It's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
CABRACADABRA!
