How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.