How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.