How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.