What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.