Sum Jokes

I'd say it's fifty fifty

It'll dim sum

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

In a nutshell!

Sum sing wong

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Fairy codmother

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Pulp Fiction

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

In a nutshell!

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

He has to wait for the verb.

"Nobody's perfect!"

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

It'll dim sum

Because they research everything.

Viva Aspana!

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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