Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Dumbo Jokes More Dumbo Jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark