Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Which number confuses people?

82

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!