Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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