Sum Jokes

I'd say it's fifty fifty

It'll dim sum

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

In a nutshell!

Sum sing wong

Sum of beaches.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Because the adder adder hankerchief!

They couldn't they were adders!

Because he can't even.

Their odds of winning are the same

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Broom-mates.

He has to wait for the verb.

"Nobody's perfect!"

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Windshield vipers.

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

How do you sum up a cashew?

What snakes are good at sums?

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Birthday State of Mind

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