Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Black Baby Jokes More Black Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong