Sum Jokes

I'd say it's fifty fifty

It'll dim sum

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

In a nutshell!

Sum sing wong

Sum of beaches.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

They gave him his money back.

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

You give them an autopsy

Use the fork, Luke.

BAO BAO BAO BAO

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

He feigned ted.

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

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