What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.