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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.