Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore
George Washington Carver.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Fo' chisel.
They're huge metal fans.
House
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Sacrilegious.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Moshing the dishes
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
He was syncing too much time into it.