Mount Rushmore Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What four man rock group doesn't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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They're huge metal fans.

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Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Sacrilegious.

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Moshing the dishes

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.