Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore
George Washington Carver.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Mt. Rushmore
With his Shtick.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Moshing the dishes
Because he had my grains
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Bob
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
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Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name