Mount Rushmore
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Pickup lines
Because you can never be too careful.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Mount Rushmore.
