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4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Mount Rushmore Jokes More Mount Rushmore Jokes

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!