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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.