Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
I don't have any friends.
They got married in the spring.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Hellen Keller
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
