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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.