Looking for love in all the wrong places.
He was looking for Pooh.
Look at it in a mirror.
I don't have any friends.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
Ham-burgers!
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Two chickens and a goat.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place