How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.