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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.