Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!