Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!