Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.