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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do baby swans dance to?

Cygnet-ure-tunes!