Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is