Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.