Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?

Diez mio!

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.