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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.