Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.