Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.