Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What's next to England?

A question mark.