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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque