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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's next to England?

A question mark.