Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!