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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

England Jokes More England Jokes

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!