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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.