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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!