Discover Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.