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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K