Discover Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Mackem Jokes More Mackem Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*