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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.