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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How does French cheese expire?

From age

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.