His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
A white Christmas.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Brigham Young
His mom got soul custody.
I want a divorce
