What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.