What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.