What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.