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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11