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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.