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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection