When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.