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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.