When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.