What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts