What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!