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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.