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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.