What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.