The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because Santa came early!
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Looks like rein dear
Mrs Claus.
Getting sleighed.
They coalesce
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Wrap
Shorty's growin a beard.
At least one group can grow a beard.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
To make ends meat.
The lightbulb works fine...
You bust a nut
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
It was soda pressing.
Because it was soda pressing.