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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson