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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.