What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!