What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.