April Sale - 20% Off

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Previous Random Joke Next
Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight