What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.