What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.