I told you it would rain, dear.
Santa.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Because he fainted.
Looks like rein dear.
Because Santa came early!
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
A rain of terror
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
