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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze