How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.