How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.