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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.