What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!