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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D