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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.