What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!