What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D