What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.