Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.