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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.