Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."