Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.