Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.