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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."