Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."