Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.