Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.