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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.