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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money