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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.