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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son