Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas