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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

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Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas