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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.