How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.