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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Pianist Jokes More Pianist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.