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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.