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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.