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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.