What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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Little Caesars.

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A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.