When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'