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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."