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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."