When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."