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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.