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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military