Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military