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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.