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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.