What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

About 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.