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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet