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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden