Frenchman Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Blaze Jokes More Blaze Jokes

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."