You can make soldiers out of toast!
No gain no pain.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Blaze it.
Eau myyyyyyyy....
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Pierre to Pierre.
Yes!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A bonne heure.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
He wanted to see time fly!
He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
Depends.
Pillow fight!
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Because he was barefooted!!!
She was a preacher.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Relative dating
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Duck.