Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.