You can make soldiers out of toast!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No gain no pain.
Apparently, 84 isn't enough.
Dix.
Philippe Philoppe
Philippe Philoppe.
Blaze it.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Eau myyyyyyyy....
I don't know. They've never tried.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A referee
Pierre to Pierre.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Yes!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
A French Fried
Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
A bonne heure.
Because he was a bigette.
No one knows, it's never been done before
One, because that's an Oeuf.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Claude
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Sorry, eh.
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because he was pain in the neck!
Quatro-cinco
Because it's their Michonne.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Go for the juggler
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
An un-in.
Adieu!
Napoleant!
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
A Pedo File.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Never mind...it's tearable
