Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80