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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs