Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with