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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.