Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.