Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club