Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.