Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee