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Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling