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Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.