Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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Preparation H

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Both do hat tricks!

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It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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It's an emulsive lyer.

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The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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They were both caused by a message from god.

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You turn off your playstation.

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An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.