Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Turn off the Playstation.

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Weak back.

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By tree mail!

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It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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Raw

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.