Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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He got tired of kicking him around.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.