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Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.