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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.