Wwe Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief