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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H