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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.