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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.