Wwe Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

Disbelief Jokes More Disbelief Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.